#MERRYCROCMAS LYRICS:
BRIEF INTRODUCTION
Hidden or easily missed symbolism is widespread in these lyrics/images of Merry Crocmas from esoteric diaries a to Calendar cycles of ages and undoubtedly particular traditions or lore's have lost deep meanings/truths that still exist in some parts of the world to name a few....Can you spot any others?
MERRY CROCMAS LYRICS
(INTRO BY SANTA SHAMEN)
HO HO MERRY CROCMAS!
WHEN CHRISTMAS IS UPON US AND EVERYTHINGS STILL YOU MAY HEAR THEM OR JUST FEEL A CHILL
CHORUS 1
FUNNY OLD CHRISTMAS CROCS HAVE STOLEN EVERYBODYS SOCK'S
FUNNY OLD CHRISTMAS CROCS WEARING EVERYBODYS SOCK'S
HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD?
YOU'LL WISH YOU HAD
THEY'LL KNOW IF YOU'VE BEEN GOOD GOOD GOOD OR BAD
GOOD GOOD GOOD OR BAD
GOOD GOOD GOOD OR BAD
HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD GOOD GOOD OR BAD?
VERSE 1 MONT MASSIVE THE MOUNTAIN
SEEKING ALL DAY, YOU MAY TRY
SOCKS DISSAPEAR WHERE DO THEY FLY?
INVISABLE BUT ONE DAY A YEAR
CHANGING MINDS AS THEY APPEAR
CHAMELEON SOCKMONGERS PILFER BY THE PILE
YOU DON'T WANT TO POCKADILE THESE CROCODILES
WARMED BY THEIR ILLICIT JUMBLE
A WRITHING SEA OF KNITTED SMOK BUMBLE
IT'S A MANIC CRAZY CHRISTMAS RUSH
WITH YUMMY FOOD AND FEELING LUSH
ON THESE TUNES I LIKE TO BUSK
THOSE CHRISTMAS CROCS LOOM AT DUSK
ROWS OF SPIKY JAGGED SHARPENED CLAWS
TOOTHY GRINS AND LOUD GUFFAWS
(in a nervous stutter Edwin dawg wearing only 3 socks on ask's Scouser Buskers)
HA HA HA HAVE YOU SEEN MY MY MY OTHER SOCK?
(Harmonica playing Scouser Busker answers and points to Crocs)
NO MATE! IT'S PROBABLY THOSE KLEPTO CROCS
CHORUS 2
FUNNY OLD CHRISTMAS CROCS
HAVE STOLEN EVERYBODYS SOCK'S
FUNNY OLD CHRISTMAS CROCS WEARING EVERYBODYS SOCK'S
HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD?
YOU'LL WISH YOU HAD
THEY'LL KNOW IF YOU'VE BEEN GOOD GOOD GOOD OR BAD
GOOD GOOD GOOD OR BAD
GOOD GOOD GOOD OR BAD
HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD GOOD GOOD OR BAD?
VERSE 2 SANTA SHAMEN
A RISING BASK OF IMMORTAL AMPHIBIANS
FROM THE POLAR MERIDIAN OBLIVION
BLIZZARDS OF HARSH LIZARDS
FRIENDS OF US WIZARDS
IF YOUR NAUGHTY
THEY WILL GET HAUGHTY
SO HERE'S TO SOME CHRISTMAS FUN
TO CELEBRATE THE BIRTH OF A SUN
IT'S A CHRISTMAS CROCODILE SWING
KALEIDOSCOPE GATHERING
AGE OLD TRADITION OF SANTA'S PICK
SHAMANISTIC MAGIC TRICK
STAR GAZING TONIGHT
FOR AMAZING INCITE
LIGHT POLLUTION NONE
IN A MILKY WAY AMAZON
IN A FISHY CALENDER SOON TO BEAR WATER
THOSE CRAZY CROCS ARE OUT TO SLAUGHTER
FOR THE EVIL THEY'LL GIVE NO QUARTER
VERSE 3 PIECE OF EIGHT CROC RAPPER
YEAH RIGHTO THERE SANTA WELCOME TO SACRED LAND
NAMES PIECE OF EIGHT
DON'T UNDERESTIMATE THE MANDATE
WE PREDATE YOU PRIMATE SUBORDINATES
HERE TO SERATE LACERATE AND EVISCIRATE
INTERROGATE AND INTERPOLATE YOUR FATE
YOU'LL TRY TO NEGATE DEBATE PROCRASTINATE
AND MISTAKE CHECKMATE
MY SILVER EYES CAN'T SEE VERY WELL
I MAKE UP FOR IT IN WHAT I CAN SMELL
I'M RARELY SEEN
A RUNNER BEAN IN MY LIMOUSINE
CRUSTY OLD EVERGREEN FROM THE RAVINE
CRETACEOUS SCENE
A MEAN LEAN MACHINE BALLISTIC SUBMARINE
GONNA LET OFF SOME STEAM
I GO OFF LIKE GASOLENE ON YOUR WIDESCREEN
US CROCS ARE RAVENOUS
VERY CANTANKEROUS
WE FEELING CADAVEROUS O
UR LEGEND IS CAVERNOUS
THIS AIN'T NO SNAP CHAT
SANTA'S GOT A FAT SACK
KIDS WANTING SNAP BACKS
PARENTS WANNA KICK BACK
SO WHAT'S GOIN DOWN
BEACH BACK TO TOWN
TICK TICK TOCK RUNNING AMOK
BIZARRE BLURRY FLOCK
NO LAUGHING STOCK
YOU'LL GET AN AFTERSHOCK SHERLOCK
UNFROCK WITH YOUR POPPYCOCK
IF IT'S WORTHWHILE
WE'LL GO NAUTICAL MILES
CORRECTING YOUR JUVINILE LIFESTYLES
HOSTILE IN OUR TEXTILES
WE THE FREESTYLIN CROCODILES
VERSE 4 MONT MASSIVE THE MOUNTAIN
CHRISTMAS CROCS BE BACK NEXT YEAR TO GIVE BAD THEIR FILL
NOW DOGS MAY TALK OR HOWL IF YOU WILL....
(EDWIN DAWG HOWLS!) AAAAAAAAAAAWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
BE NICE HONEST & GOOD & THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE
HEAVEN IS WITHIN US ALL IF ONLY WE COULD SEE
CHORUS 3
FUNNY OLD CHRISTMAS CROCS HAVE STOLEN EVERYBODYS SOCK'S
FUNNY OLD CHRISTMAS CROCS WEARING EVERYBODYS SOCK'S
HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD?
YOU'LL WISH YOU HAD
THEY'LL KNOW IF YOU'VE BEEN GOOD GOOD GOOD OR BAD
GOOD GOOD GOOD OR BAD
GOOD GOOD GOOD OR BAD
HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD GOOD GOOD OR BAD?
SONG ENDS..... WITH CONTINUING BEAT MANY CHARACTERS OTHER THAN CROCODILES ASKING THE RAPPER, AKA, PIECE OF EIGHT IN THEIR VARIOUS ACCENTS IF THEY CAN HAVE THEIR SOCK BACK?
ALL THE CROCS LAUGH
END CREDITS