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#MERRYCROCMAS LYRICS:

BRIEF INTRODUCTION

Hidden or easily missed symbolism is widespread in these lyrics/images of Merry Crocmas from esoteric diaries a to Calendar cycles of ages and undoubtedly particular traditions or lore's have lost deep meanings/truths that still exist in some parts of the world to name a few....Can you spot any others?

MERRY CROCMAS LYRICS


(INTRO BY SANTA SHAMEN)

HO HO MERRY CROCMAS!

WHEN CHRISTMAS IS UPON US AND EVERYTHINGS STILL YOU MAY HEAR THEM OR JUST FEEL A CHILL


CHORUS 1

FUNNY OLD CHRISTMAS CROCS HAVE STOLEN EVERYBODYS SOCK'S

FUNNY OLD CHRISTMAS CROCS WEARING EVERYBODYS SOCK'S

HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD?

YOU'LL WISH YOU HAD

THEY'LL KNOW IF YOU'VE BEEN GOOD GOOD GOOD OR BAD

GOOD GOOD GOOD OR BAD

GOOD GOOD GOOD OR BAD

HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD GOOD GOOD OR BAD?

VERSE 1 MONT MASSIVE THE MOUNTAIN


SEEKING ALL DAY, YOU MAY TRY

SOCKS DISSAPEAR WHERE DO THEY FLY?

INVISABLE BUT ONE DAY A YEAR

CHANGING MINDS AS THEY APPEAR

CHAMELEON SOCKMONGERS PILFER BY THE PILE

YOU DON'T WANT TO POCKADILE THESE CROCODILES

WARMED BY THEIR ILLICIT JUMBLE

A WRITHING SEA OF KNITTED SMOK BUMBLE

IT'S A MANIC CRAZY CHRISTMAS RUSH

WITH YUMMY FOOD AND FEELING LUSH

ON THESE TUNES I LIKE TO BUSK

THOSE CHRISTMAS CROCS LOOM AT DUSK  

ROWS OF SPIKY JAGGED SHARPENED CLAWS

TOOTHY GRINS AND LOUD GUFFAWS

(in a nervous stutter Edwin dawg wearing only 3 socks on ask's Scouser Buskers)

HA HA HA HAVE YOU SEEN MY MY MY OTHER SOCK?

(Harmonica playing Scouser Busker answers and points to Crocs)

NO MATE! IT'S PROBABLY THOSE KLEPTO CROCS

CHORUS 2 

FUNNY OLD CHRISTMAS CROCS

HAVE STOLEN EVERYBODYS SOCK'S

FUNNY OLD CHRISTMAS CROCS WEARING EVERYBODYS SOCK'S

HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD?

YOU'LL WISH YOU HAD

THEY'LL KNOW IF YOU'VE BEEN GOOD GOOD GOOD OR BAD

GOOD GOOD GOOD OR BAD

GOOD GOOD GOOD OR BAD

HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD GOOD GOOD OR BAD?


VERSE 2 SANTA SHAMEN


A RISING BASK OF IMMORTAL AMPHIBIANS

FROM THE POLAR MERIDIAN OBLIVION

BLIZZARDS OF HARSH LIZARDS

FRIENDS OF US WIZARDS

IF YOUR NAUGHTY

THEY WILL GET HAUGHTY

SO HERE'S TO SOME CHRISTMAS FUN

TO CELEBRATE THE BIRTH OF A SUN

IT'S A CHRISTMAS CROCODILE SWING

KALEIDOSCOPE GATHERING

AGE OLD TRADITION OF SANTA'S PICK

SHAMANISTIC MAGIC TRICK

STAR GAZING TONIGHT

FOR AMAZING INCITE

LIGHT POLLUTION NONE

IN A MILKY WAY AMAZON

IN A FISHY CALENDER SOON TO BEAR WATER

THOSE CRAZY CROCS ARE OUT TO SLAUGHTER

FOR THE EVIL THEY'LL GIVE NO QUARTER


VERSE 3 PIECE OF EIGHT CROC RAPPER


YEAH RIGHTO THERE SANTA WELCOME TO SACRED LAND

NAMES PIECE OF EIGHT

DON'T UNDERESTIMATE THE MANDATE

WE PREDATE YOU PRIMATE SUBORDINATES

HERE TO SERATE LACERATE AND EVISCIRATE

INTERROGATE AND INTERPOLATE YOUR FATE

YOU'LL TRY TO NEGATE DEBATE PROCRASTINATE

AND MISTAKE CHECKMATE

MY SILVER EYES CAN'T SEE VERY WELL

I MAKE UP FOR IT IN WHAT I CAN SMELL

I'M RARELY SEEN

A RUNNER BEAN IN MY LIMOUSINE

CRUSTY OLD EVERGREEN FROM THE RAVINE

CRETACEOUS SCENE

A MEAN LEAN MACHINE BALLISTIC SUBMARINE

GONNA LET OFF SOME STEAM

I GO OFF LIKE GASOLENE ON YOUR WIDESCREEN

US CROCS ARE RAVENOUS

VERY CANTANKEROUS

WE FEELING CADAVEROUS O

UR LEGEND IS CAVERNOUS

THIS AIN'T NO SNAP CHAT

SANTA'S GOT A FAT SACK

KIDS WANTING SNAP BACKS

PARENTS WANNA KICK BACK

SO WHAT'S GOIN DOWN

BEACH BACK TO TOWN

TICK TICK TOCK RUNNING AMOK

BIZARRE BLURRY FLOCK

NO LAUGHING STOCK

YOU'LL GET AN AFTERSHOCK SHERLOCK

UNFROCK WITH YOUR POPPYCOCK

IF IT'S WORTHWHILE

WE'LL GO NAUTICAL MILES

CORRECTING YOUR JUVINILE LIFESTYLES

HOSTILE IN OUR TEXTILES

WE THE FREESTYLIN CROCODILES


VERSE 4 MONT MASSIVE THE MOUNTAIN


CHRISTMAS CROCS BE BACK NEXT YEAR TO GIVE BAD THEIR FILL

NOW DOGS MAY TALK OR HOWL IF YOU WILL....

(EDWIN DAWG HOWLS!) AAAAAAAAAAAWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

BE NICE HONEST & GOOD & THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE

HEAVEN IS WITHIN US ALL IF ONLY WE COULD SEE


CHORUS 3


FUNNY OLD CHRISTMAS CROCS HAVE STOLEN EVERYBODYS SOCK'S

FUNNY OLD CHRISTMAS CROCS WEARING EVERYBODYS SOCK'S

HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD?

YOU'LL WISH YOU HAD

THEY'LL KNOW IF YOU'VE BEEN GOOD GOOD GOOD OR BAD

GOOD GOOD GOOD OR BAD

GOOD GOOD GOOD OR BAD

HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD GOOD GOOD OR BAD?


SONG ENDS..... WITH CONTINUING BEAT MANY CHARACTERS OTHER THAN CROCODILES ASKING THE RAPPER, AKA, PIECE OF EIGHT IN THEIR VARIOUS ACCENTS IF THEY CAN HAVE THEIR SOCK BACK? 

ALL THE CROCS LAUGH


END CREDITS

 

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